Parents, I have an 18 month old boy, and I can’t get his silly songs out of my head while I’m working. It literally drives me coocoo. I will say it puts a smile on my face! When I am driving I hear the wheels on the bus song all day. Did they have to make the tunes so catchy? Sometimes when I am driving my wifes eco friendly suv (carbon? positively!) she has his cd’s popped in and I have actually driven down the road, windows down blaring this silly song (cat goes fiddly fee fiddly fee!!). People think I am nuts!! They’re looking inside my the truck for a baby, thinking to themselves, that poor child’s going to go deaf! That man is irresponsible!! Someone should call DCF ( A fine organization in this state!! There the ones that tell you you’re a bad daddy!) All they see is a wacko with a silly smile bobbing his head.. can we have that piped in to the office? Can the democrats put together a bill that would make this mandatory? You betcha!
I get to go to radiohead for my birthday, I get to go to radiohead for my birthday! Nahhnanaaahnee booboo! Yes, my favorite band in the whole world (even though they might be commies) are coming 5/5 to Waste Palm Beach!!! I have never seen them before and seems like every time they are in concert something comes up. They don’t come down here very often. I have seen a lot of concerts in my day, and from the performances I’ve seen on youtube, it promises to be spot on (thats a nod to you brits)! If I was exiled to an island and I had one album to choose forever it would be okcomputer! I’m doing the Thom Yorke lazy eye impression now. Ok he can do it better. I was in Austin TX. in 1993 and was in this little hotel that had a small room for small venues. I was setting up a golf sale in the (i was part of a golf gypsie troup) room when I noticed a guitar pick. I asked the staff who was there and they said the night before radiohead played. There couldn’t have been more than 100 people in there judging by the size of the room. Story of my life…you just missed it…
Ok, so here I am bummed out no one leaves a comment on my blog, when i start hoping someone comes in and yells at me and tells me I’m an idiot! That would be sweet. I provoked someone with my words! On the internet! yeaaahhh. My brain is going to explode with the presidential race. Lets take a look at the contender shall we? Obama represents change and fresh ideas-like teaching kindergartners about anal sex to “protect them from pedophiles” Thats a fresh change from teachers having sex with their students, I’ll say. Next Billary’s (which, by the way is a phrase I coined months before the mainstream media hacks) cirque de soleil tour. They’ve got change to, they just confuse people with a strange performance that nobody gets. I have my suspicions they are reptilian in nature, as a recent unflattering closeup photo of Hillary crying, revealed a nictating membrane. I saw it girl! Rock that forked tongue! Maybe you can get the geico lizard as your next celebrity endorser. Listen, will someone tell her she failed the first time with her lousy health care ideas. Has she mentioned to all of us how she intends to pay for your healthcare? Ohh we didn’t get that far ahead. Maybe Bill can call china to send over some cheap doctors! He’s got some pull there! 25 cent knee surgeries! Listen toots, I am a vet, and i wouldn’t wish government healthcare on anyone not named Osama. When I leave the VA hospital, I feel like I need a bath and a good delousing. It is awful what they do to our men and women who serve with their life. I had a botched hernia operation that could have been done more competently in Port au Prince Haiti. Enough about that one. I wasted too much time on her and not enough on Hussein. On the other side (doubtful) we have the old codger McLame. He is loved by many who have never turned on the radio to hear the truth about him. Apparently this is alot, and people would rather rely on the biased media telling them who they want for office. Listen folks, 5 years in a tiger cage in North Vietnam will do strange things to people. The Vietnamese were famous for their torture tactics. His dealings with the enemy have been many, including Mc Cain-Feingold. I know, he’s trying to shore up the vote and make people think he can work together with the libs. Unfortunately for him, his work was shady and did not make friends with the base of the party. you know, the ones who put Bushwhack in office. The more layers you peel back on McCain the more you realize, ”damn he’s crooked…and old” After reviewing some information on mental disorders I came to a conclusion about why McCain is in love with the libs….Stockholm Syndrome! That’s right, I said it! He is good!! You are a master, McCain. How long did you actually stay in the cage? After they twisted your brain into the shape of an eggroll, and you were diluted into thinking they were your friend, did they invite you to dinner and ask you to conjugate the relationship? That was a metaphor, sickos. Seriously guys, I hate you! (My best Cartman impression and you couldn’t hear it) Next we have Huckleberry. This guy is the one who appears least threatening to me. But hey, we’re talking about politicians here. He is worse than W when it comes to spending, just ask the good folks back home. I bet when the libs realized W was a spender they secretly fell in love with him! He’s sort of cute with that sheepish grin, I can see how they would want him. Secret crush just like high school! Back to Huck a bleep. He has this crazy eye that is weird! No one talks about it. Do I have some special super powers that can see this? Between him and Hillary’s reptilian eye, I am starting to think not only are we being visited, they’re running for office. Someone tell them to work on the eyes. Geez, all that technology and they can’t get the eyes right? Huckster is the little engine that could, only if he wins, we get derailed. I vote for a million man march into washington to take it over. We could have Ty Pennington from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition hook up the digs. cya
Don’t you love news stories that make you say to yourself, are people really this stupid? Or, are people really this heartless? I’m referring to the story of the two model citizens who decided on a Monday morning, while most decent Americans are going to work, to take a little cruise and smoke crack while driving. They must have dropped a hot crack pipe in their lap, because the series of events that occured after were almost deadly. Crossing the center lane into oncoming traffic they hit a SUV head on. The SUV flipped over and ended up on its roof. The occupants ended up crushed in the vehicle unable to get out. The occupants happened to be a mother and her two children. Now ordinarily this in itself is enough to make most people get angry, but its the follow up to the the story that really makes you lose hope in all mankind. While this poor woman is lying there bleeding with two injured children, some upstanding citizen attempted to render aid, but thought stealing the woman’s purse was a better idea. WoW!!! Unreal!! Don’t you wish sometimes that we could go back to the days when someone commited a crime we put them in wooden stocks on public display for all the people to ridicule and harass with rotten tomatoes? Maybe his buddies would come spray graffiti on him for laughs. God help us all! Jesus, can you have a special day for this person when you judge him for everyone to watch the trial for his judgement? I’ll bet he comes prepared with Nomex underwear. Nomex is fireproof clothing for the uninitiated. Have a great day!!
I have to clarify this morning, the difference between being angry about something and a rant. Being angry means something has bothered you so much you express the emotion in unhealthy ways (shouting, tenseness, posturing, etc. all emotion) ranting is something that bothers you so much you express this with communication and dissecting the issue with logic and reason (ok maybe some anger is involved) and you are somewhat relieved with ranting. Anger just leaves a bad taste in your mouth long after the episode. Got it! Ok weeeeee off to work. Go make a buck folks.
I just about lay my head to sleep when I saw the headline and prayed the Lord my soul to take..George Bush calls John Mclame a “true conservative” First of all, nitwit, you wouldn’t know a conservative because birds of a feather flock together. you my friend are a liberal in a conservatives clothing flocking with liberal globalists. For you to call John mcbain a conservative is further proof you don’t know the meaning yourself as evidenced by your lack of fiscal and moral restraint shows. Next Nancy pelosi is going to come out and say obama is a true patriot.. argghh. pay attention..Teddy Roosevelt said “nothing in politics happens that wasn’t already planned” nuff said
See what did I tell ya? Lame brain artists and their lousy rehashed hash. The music industry propped up a crack head to the tops of the industry. See you can smoke crack and be highly successful. the seven secret habits of successful crack heads. Amy winehouse can eat three philly cheesesteaks and still need two more to register. She weighs herself on a postal scale. ok my wife has informed me I sound angry in my blog. Has she seen the photo on the site? Ok, here is some fluffy stuff… yeah right.. ok, snow brings me happy thoughts..but I live in florida, I miss Colorado and blue sky powder. Thats fluffy :0 going to bed when i’m tired, that is fluffy thinking. ok i’m smiling. the world is fine, i’m just overdoing it. I’ll wake up tomorrow and have nothing but sunny comments about my fellow earthly inhabitants. even the crackheads. goooodnight.
Do I really have to suffer through the non football months? Pretending to be excited about draft prospects, watching combines…yawn. Wake me up when September comes. Green Day you commie opportunists. I love how these musicians think that we want to know their political views. Meanwhile 3/4 of their fans are total losers or conspiracy nut jobs who won’t ever pull the lever for the lame pony they want to parade around! Then musicians think their crappy music is going to change the world and revive some sixties revolution. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but that era was totally different. Music was actually interesting, because it was all new. Now you get a plate of old leftovers. A little of this and that, that you swore tasted familiar, but it was a littler staler and mixed up with some meal previous to that one. Music sucks because Satan took over. He lost his originality. Whats the matter Devil, run out of ideas? Shock lost its shock? Aww, you’ll have another shot big guy. The endings not so great I heard. Anyways the point is where does music go from here? Is r&b gonna run out of beats? Will James Browns music be sampled till there are no more nuggets? Is country dead? The long wait for good music..oh yeah back to musicians who think they poop ice cream. Just shut up you and those skinny models and hollywood skeletons who think we’ll watch more of their movies if they speak out on Darfur. Go eat a philly cheesesteak and get back to memorizing your lines. Go to paris and complain about how uncivilized and intolerant we are and how much more advanced the french are. listen, when they can rise to our personal hygiene levels, we’ll think about comparisons. on second thought nahh. USA #1 but, coming soon to a theater near you, USA #12th. We can do itttt! I just got the weirdest feeling that somebody was watching me type all this and that they now know how my mind operates. Thats how this works? Pro bowls over. afc lost. I am tired and want tomorrow to be friday so i can feel this unrested on sunday all over again.
You may be asking yourself (all 0 commenters) why the title Brian? Why am I typing some stranger about his new blog that looks like a two year old set it up? Back to the war. War evokes strong images and feelings that are usually negative in nature, but I submit to you the beauty of war. War creates hero’s. War is courage. War is love. War is romantic. War bonds. War liberates. War rebuilds. War creates leaders. War is compassion. War is necessary for peace, because our enemy knows no peace. A war within signifies many things. We all have a war in our minds. Be it small or large, there is a battle inside. Will I earn enough to keep my family going in a slow economy? Did I do enough here or there? Wars within family over little or big things. Jealous squabbles, bad communication, bad planning. Wars at work about jealousy. Wars among neighbors about jealousy. Wars external and internal are happening every day. I hope my interest in this doesn’t come across as me being sociopathic. I am a war buff. Preferably ww1 and 2. I love the history of it. The true romantic period. The weaponry and planes, ships, uniforms, major battles, Etc. Love it. God bless our men who die for our country for complete asshats like the mayors of Toledo and that wonderful slice of little Russia, Berkeley California for running out the U.S. Marine recruiters because they have some moral objections to war. Do you have objections to gas chambers, and gassing of innocent people? Standing by idly should contradict your pseudo humanitarian mantra. Help the Tibetans being slaughtered and abused, because their culture is more interesting than middle eastern culture. Nice. Not being in favor of war causes people to put horse blinders on, and be selective for their sympathies. Shower them with kindness. They’ll love it. They’ll love converting to their religion against their will. Whats going on here? Why are the woman covered up? Why can’t I have a beer and not get my hand cut off. Why can’t I be with a non Muslim? Oh because there aren’t any, because you didn’t like war. There. We also have a war within our country on many angles. The sandwich board predictions are coming true. We are officially caput. Why so pessimistic? The formula for success was created long ago for the checkmate of our country. It is just a matter of how will you adapt. Will you get so disgusted you want to leave the country? Will it be too late? I know this sounds crazy to some and makes sense to others, but if you haven’t been digging deeper than the fab four propagandists and crafters of the illusion nbccbsfox you get the picture. We vote like a bunch of monkeys. Oh that guys is good. I saw him on tv one night and he was honest. One pull for him! We don’t want to make time to look at the whole movie, just the coming attractions. We put people in power to make life changing decisions impacting us directly for years, and we choose them like they are American Idol contestants. I’m guilty of doing it on the local level, and I felt awful pulling the lever for some amendment or judge and not know one thing about it. Uhhh that looks good. Should I withhold a vote? I see Republican and I put trust in that person. Please dear god will both of them go away and we start from scratch? Can we use some of this new science to resurrect the founding forefathers and see what they really meant? What they really intended? Will they come in and whip the ass of these spineless roaches and make men out of them? Root out the globalists and Rockefeller cronies along with the smearer of them all aclu. Ohhhhh, that’s what you meant. I thought you meant that we could bash Christians and not Muslims. Argghhh.
Do it….
February 14, 2008 in Uncategorized | Tags: election, political commentary, political humor, Politics, republicans | Leave a comment
I feel like the country is about to explode! I like to contribute my thoughts on politics and world events, among other things, and listen to a few conservative pundits (savage and beck). I absorb a lot of information and process this into my beliefs. At the moment I feel like all the crying in the world from all the rooftops, radios, and tvs, won’t stop what is inevitably going to happen to this country. We sit in this bubble like we can see it all, but we can’t touch it. None of these nitwits are going to change the course of this country for the better. One side gets in does their dirty deeds, the other side points and shouts. The other side gets in does their dirty deeds and the one side points, shouts, whines, pouts, & lies. We are in this so deep there is no way out of this. Even if we actually started paying attention to everything they do and slowly root out the evil scourge one office at a time, its over, checkmate. Now what am I proposing? Nothing, because picketing and rallies and protests are all well and good, but in the end, our engines are revved up but we’re in neutral. We spin our wheels but they go flat! Even if a rally or protest were to get so big that the world took notice, they would squash it like a bad bug to prevent losing their thrones. Just like the Pharisees of the bible, who pretended to love God with all their hearts but in actuality just loved the position of authority, these clowns pretend to love their country with all their hearts but….well you get it. Next step for us, I’m afraid, is a civil war. Have you picked out your deserted island yet? It’s simple folks. What we have in our country is a big ole’ bomb waiting to go off all thanks to our illegal banking system the Fed. These money clowns have been taking the worlds economies on their own little roller coaster ride good or bad for all (except them you see) since the corrupt and spineless liberal Woodrow Wilson signed the Federal Reserve Act, essentially giving the elitists (Rockefeller’s and the Rothschild’s) the keys to the whole world. How does this create the recipe for disaster you ask (again to my 0 commenters)? Here are the ingredients. One-mix 20-30 million illegal residents with one unstable economy. 2-allow hundreds of thousands of people in our country from countries that sponsor terror (only ten% are the decapitators they tell us) and wait for either 1-economy crashes and illegals are unemployed and can’t afford to leave, thus, leaving them with no other alternative but resort to crime to survive. 2-massive coordinated terrorist attack shuts down the country, economy crashes and we are plunged into martial law where anyone who is deemed a threat (likely or unlikely) can now be deemed an enemy combatant with no rights to due legal process. The battlefield is here, and we become the combatants..