Yes I am gross, thank you. Potty humor should be taken off the list of inappropriate talk. It should be used only in appropriate situations, like in cyberspace. Think I’m gonna waste my time grossing out the few people around me? Now everyone can be grossed out globally. I’m seen in over 148 nations around the globe. Don’t ask me how many nations have internet access, but 148 sure sounds like a heck of a lot. To answer one of my faithful viewers’ question, I do have emo pants, yes. Dark black denim. They looked hot when I was riding my motorcycle. Now the buttonfly buttons would pop off like a 9mm. Paaaaaaayyyyooowww (ricocheeeeeet). My gut would hang over and look like the third trimester. I keep saying I’ll get back to working out, but burgers taste so good. Am I lazy? Yes I am. Do I want to get back in shape? Yes I do!!! Do burgers taste good? Yes they do!… Ok enough. Lately, I have gotten so bored of the news and the race to the presidency. The war isn’t mentioned. These guys are out in the middle of hell and the news is all about all of us being racists. All of us according to both parties are now racists. We are the typical white racists and they are the typical black racists, say them (not I). We are also ignoring the fact that Iraq is taking a huge turn in our favor. The radicals who have destroyed the country are starting to leave and or disappear, which is good news not being reported because the media wants to start a race war. Look at what happened when the media broadcast the Rodney King beating over and over like it was Kennedys assassination. It inflamed black communities all over the country to the point where it caused riots when the verdict was read. L.A.? On fire. Looting nationwide. Outlaws roaming the streets with no mercy. Isn’t that a felony? Inciting a riot? Here we go into this election and race is now more important than war. Both sides calling the other racists. I love a good Democrat tussle amongst each other. They are so clever using the same tricks they pull on us on each other. The venom comes out! It shows you the true beauty of communism which is loyalty. I know I’m beginning to sound a little coocoo about the whole communist thing, but I’m sure you’ll agree with me if you check the websites I have read. They all are legitimate media sources. Wake up people, we are close to the end!! Prophecy is being fulfilled at a rapid rate. The bibles account of a one world government are not too far away. One terrorist attack calculated enough, will cripple us. This cripples our economy. The world’s economy is hit hard and we are forced to join a north american union with a european union to merge with their economies. This will be the only thing that will save us. It’s either that or we go belly up and we are owned by the ones who have propped up our financial institutions. Saudi Arabia, China and the list goes on of all of our good samaritans who swooped in to save us! The rumor of a north american currency called an amero is not rumor at all. it is here and already printed. Thats what the website said! One large enough terrorist attack around the country would also cause martial law. I95 gridlock and you’re sitting next to a tank. Awww man I can’t get to blockbuster unless i go around the sandbag barricade, get quizzed by the sarge about where I am going and can I see your national ID card. You have 5 minutes in there! Man I only need 3! I’m gonna rent rambo and find out how to take care of you chumps (I said in my head) Better watch out! I love my freedom and I will fight for it! I can hit a moving target at 500 yards if the target moving is the Goodyear Blimp. Am I a patriot! Yes I am! Do I want to preserve my country and my history? Yes I do! Well, actually, I won’t be doing any fighting. I know it’s coming. I’ll just bide my time and wait for the rapture. God says biding your time can cause an unpleasant introduction to Him. I believe he said we would be vomit flying out of his mouth. There I had to gross you out again! I see it shaping together and feeling like we have to be so ready that we don’t faint when the troubles fly. We all need to be gathering and leaning on each other for strength and support. Repenting and drawing close and being fully armed when weapons might only be on there side will be our only hope. I think about these things and wonder what things will be like when it happens. When things get so uncertain that people are perishing at the mere thought of losing all they have. When we are hauled into courts for homeschooling and into courts for witnessing and arrested for gathering for worship, things are getting reaaaal close. Oh yeah, these are actual events going on. You see the urgency as do i. When do we all go,”sweet fancy moses we gotta be real christians?” No more tivo?  Aww man ya mean we could get murdered for believing in JESUS? I thought God was just playing. I thought it was a metaphor for times being reeeaaal tough. Will they be able to reattach my head if i get decapitated? Shouldn’t we be there yet? I’m sure we will then. Can you attach it to one with a buffer body? Thanks dudes. In conclusion, get right fools.