It has been so long since I blogged, I almost forgot about my peeps. Moody writers! I need motivation to write, such as general stupidity, political stupidity, and my stupidity. First let me get something off my chest. Its hair!! Seriously though, I have never been more concerned about my country than now. I have come to realize that it is too far gone to save us and have reverted to the ole “if you can’t beat them join them” adage. I have already ordered my chinese, arab, and russian garb, depending on who takes us over. If it is all of the above I am sure I will have all my bases covered. Maybe they will implement rules to alternate customary garb of the occupiers. Hey folks, its sheik sunday! Make sure your turban is wound tight!! I think I would look hot in some Russian military leather boots. I can do that silly hi step march like they do in their parades, arms swinging high! Maybe these guys are just getting a bad rap from our press. I’m sure beheaders have a tender side. Long ago, the plans for a global government were hatched and the conspirers planned a global takeover in three World Wars. Well whether or not we want to believe it, we have been in WW3 for awhile now. Checkmate is right around the corner. Well what are we to do? Run? Hide? Nope, just fall in line and it won’t hurt you one bit. Wave that chinese flag proudly when they come ashore! The rest of you American patriots can sit your dumb a** in a concentration camp. I’m not sure I’ll enjoy russian food alot, but the chinese have been indoctrinating us with their fine cuisine for a long time now. They are so smart. The way to an Americans heart is their stomach! We love to eat!! Back in the day when we had foreign invaders on our soil during the American revolution, Americans took up arms and fought to the death to save our great nation. I cry from a paper cut, and can’t imagine fighting a war on our soil to save our country, especially for this current generation. Have you seen these young punks running around lately, with their loud music, clothes, and hair? I know, I’m getting old right? Our parents thought the same about our music, and the way we dressed. But seriously, have you seen these punks? I am not wasting my life for theirs, in fact I think we could use a good war to thin out our population of these misfits. I submit to you the following advantages to this. One- less traffic. Two -less crime. three -less bad music. four- less employees to staff fast food restaurants, which in turn means less fast food restaurants, which means we won’t be such a fat country. Five- no more tight emo pants. (ok I have one pair) 6-less internet traffic and cellular phone traffic means faster and better service! I could go on and on but you get the idea. I know it’s mean to think like this, but if we had a little more space to roam around on, we wouldn’t be so uptight. Give up now people!