Human beings are considered the most intelligent animals on the planet, right? Wrong, that would be any animal smart enough not to intentionally place itself in harms way of another animal. We just love to put our heads in alligators mouths, ride big elephants, keep snakes for pets big enough to eat us, dive trips to swim with sharks, tame tigers and lions. Can you imagine some chicken saying to himself, “You know, I really want to live life to it’s fullest. I’m going to go play with that fox down the street!” See how tough I am! Type A all the way!!” God gave animals teeth for two reasons. One to eat, two to bite your dumb a** when you get too close. We can’t look at teeth and say “wooh they look sharp!” We go, “I wonder if I can get close enough to give him a dental exam. I think I saw a cavity.” If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough. The Jacka**  boys ripped off all the dummies around the world who have been risking their flesh for fun since the dawn of time. Who was the first caveman to entertain his buddies by placing his life in danger. ”Hey Ogg, hey Gluk, check this out!!” “Dare me to put a kick me sign on that T-rex ? “AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!” That was stupid! His buddies learned a lesson, but the dumb gene got passed on. Thanks for all the years of laughter and the lessons you have taught us all, you dummies. We weren’t sure if those teeth hurt, but you put those questions to rest! Scientists can probably weed this gene out by now, but why?