Bob, tonight I was hanging out with Bob my uncle. I will try and distinguish which Bob I am referring to by just calling you Bob. Bob, when you were hanging out in the desert in Muammar Gaddafi’s personal tent helping him shape his foreign policy, were you thinking about Iowa State? Aww nuts, I got you two guys mixed up. Which one of you is the bballer? The bald guy? My uncle Bobs’ got a sweet skyhook for a guy that’s in his late 60’s. So there we were at the dinner table in a Mexican standoff, me and Bob. No, literally we were in a heated discussion about illegal immigration. Lets look at the debaters, shall we? Me, all American hunk with brains to boot. I like to think I can spar with the best of them when it comes to a political discussion. Him, harvard professor, sought after all over the world for his political ideas to shape the world. Probably one of the most intelligent human beings on the planet. Me, no college education. Him, he’s educating college. I think I had him on the ropes. I cornered him like a rat and steered him down Brian alley. Yeah, like that guys gonna win a debate with me on immigration. He had the nerve to say it is proven that an illegal commits less crime than a US citizen. I said the average US citizen doesn’t commit crimes, but an illegal is committing a crime every day he is here. Doh! If they broke our laws entering our country, and they know we don’t mind them breaking the law because we will open hiring centers for them and give them free education and healthcare, do you think they will have respect for US laws? I can hear the festive Mexican music again and see them dancing on our laws. “Arriba!! We spit on loitering as a law! We like to loiter!” Then he said they benefit the US, because they pay into social security and they are young, so they don’t take anything from it. This helps our society! I said thats exactly what Bismark the German Chancellor thought when he created social security. “How can I get people to pay me more money and expect to get a retirement fund when they retire, but not actually pay out a whole lot if any? Get me the German Surgeon General! (I didn’t have to put German in there, but it rhymed!) Yes, hello Dr. Von Helmut? What is the average age a German lives to? 65? Ok, thank you, goodbye! OK my beloved people! In order to guarantee your future, you need to pay me money and I will give you a nice little retirement check when you hit 65! I will take care of you my beloved! Here, come over here and chisel me on a rock! You love me!!!” So you see, I think I held my own. He didn’t count on the Briguy to be hanging with him, and dare I say beaten by lil ole me. Teach him to come down here with his silly titles and resumes and lifetime liberal achievement awards thinking he was gonna sell me on the Obama coolaid. Whats it taste like? Cristal! Go back to Harvard and tell them your stupid nephew who got his high school diploma from a diploma factory put a cork in your liberal bagpipes. Commie! Go Cyclones!