I missed a whole day of blogging and I feel ok. No rose stories today. Ok so I feel bad I didn’t blog. I have an obligation to you all, and I will not falter nor waiver. Oh, I’m an idiot it’s only 1159. I knew I would make it in time! I hear some mexican festive music telling me I won a prize! Duhhdaahdaahhdaahhhdaahdaahhda ok thats enough of that. So what yall wanna talk about? politics hollywood i got connections I mean confidantes. I love this stuff. It scares me to see my mind on computer. Weeellllll laaddeee fricken da!  we got ourselves a writer here! Hey dad I can’t see real good is that Bill Shakespeare over there? Ok I will discuss something thats been on my mind recently. In the 1980s I believe close to 1985 IBM was doing some groundbreaking research that was straight out of star trek. first they were playing with spelling IBM with atoms. neato boys! you dorks!!! Frickin nerdssss! i bet the next thing you spelled was dungeons and dragons to really push the envelope! That was real popular with those weirdos. I tried it, but it was lame. stupid odd shaped dice and mythical adventures! yay, i want to have a sword and fight weird creatures! Listen boy go out and get you some good ole made in the USA shooting iron and pop off some odd looking animals. stop playin. i was a skinny nerd but i didnt like hanging out with nerds. I had more personality and a sense of humor. i did hang out with this one nerd. I convinced him to have a snap popper fight in his house. you know the little twisty popper bangers. we battled it out all over the house flinging these things at each other and the walls. the walls looked like a bunch of black puffy clouds. but not the dreamy clouds that make you happy. his mom was pissed! she called my mom and told her what i did. I somehow escaped injury and lived to tell the greatest snap pop battle of all time.  so this was the last nerd i hung out with. thats when the ladies started noticing me. Those chics wouldnt come near me with that dungeons and dragon freak. They thought my grasshopper legs were hot!! i bet i was in 6th grade and looked like amy winestein or whatever her name is. that skinny without the crack. 85 pounds and 1percent body fat. what the heck did i have, a tape worm? What, did my parents not feed me? I remember mac and cheese and hotdogs. that stuff makes you fat. i had big ears too! The kids on the bus would say, why ride the bus when you can fly!! and do some stupid ear flapping. Ohhh i wish i could see those guys now. hey you! yeah mr. 9th grade tough guy. remember me? the guy with the big ears? dumbo? ohhhhh yeah? what, you don’t remember me? Ohh, so you think i have big ears now? what! you dont know me? better back off dude. im still not over the first time. now you’re asking for it. then he ran like a girl. Ok so back to the IBM story. After they accomplished this, they proceeded to create the first teleportation with an atom. it was an advertisement for IBM in a news publication I believe maybe people or something. I clearly remember the pictures of this being accomplished. Now you see it now you dont now you see it…over there. cooooollll scotty beam me up. those guys were so smart. that was like 1960 something. those guys were doing it way before you guys. This was the last the public heard of this experiment. I kid you not. so by now they should be able to take our planet and make it appear somewhere else. I bet there are way cooler universes somewhere else! We could drop off a couple people over here and a couple over there. Maybe some ones like you see in the science fiction movies where the planets are all close and big with some cool rings and colors. Man look how close that planet is, I could just walk over! woww. Man these tides are strong! you know what im talking about? sorry nerds about making fun of you earlier. I had a bad day. I just realized Ive been blogging for 1 hour. cool thats a record. im so into the stats thing. im checking it all the time going yes i had 26 people get exposed to my insanity! they like me. so you see you 26 people and the 50 or 60 total that have been here, i can’t falter nor waiver. we will succeed!